Introduction

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Quotes

• "With no other options, I jumped down the cavern, expecting a cutscene. I died. Second time, I found a ramp." - Debtmaster

• "Ethanthecrazy: It'll all be 3d without glasses
  The Entropic Engineer:: Without glasses?
  Debtmaster: Right.
  The Entropic Engineer: Later we won't even need glasses.
  

• "Brb, quick game of Risk. Or we could play Cold War. It's just like Risk, but whenever one team attacks another, the entire world loses." - Debtmaster

• "Why is this tank so slow? The other was faster. I think you're going backwards. Hey, I am. You're also going over a horde of zombies." - Debtmaster

• "No, I'm blocking it with my face." - Whitesythle

• "In America, paper beats rock. In Soviet Russia, rocks kills tank!" - Darkrunn

• "Flea 1: Im going to eat ur belly button. Flea 2: U Fool Fleas dont have belly buttons. Flea 1: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH"" - Determinator

• "OMG ITS SHWAN CONNRYS (DROWN) !!!!!!!!!" - Determinator

• "Something once tried eating me. After a long tale of indigestion and incontinence, I remained, it did not." - Ralac

• "IMMA SPACEMARINE!!!!!!!!" - Determinator

• "If my demands are not meet, i will eat Greggo." - Determinator

• "A plain wedding ring equals fear. Fear results in suffering. Suffering progresses into hate. Hate is the dark side. Or something like that." - Determinator

• "It's a whirlwind of pain! and wind! WINDOWS UPDATER?! DIE! " - Debtmaster

• "No! I don't want to quote this!" - Determinator

• "Ultimate Cloud: chocolate LSD cinnamon?
  Lakadx: MAGICAL SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE!
  

• "I've stabbed you. Probably. Or not. But maybe. I don't know. This is rather contradicting. I lag. A lot." - Lakadx

• "Rocket launchers are most effective with headshots." - Debtmaster

• "So, a split second before my foot is crunched by a pancake, it'd be shot with a 9mm tracer." - Debtmaster

• "Ethan, your a douche; I saw a whale with goggles." - The Entropic Engineer

• "If I was a dreadnought I would have two cannons made of cookies n' cream. My enemies would have a party." - Waffleking

• "I can't English." - Ralac

• "Trust me. Your all gonna be dead in the end, but trust me." - Ethanthecrazy

• "Ralac: I love ferrets. Or ferret look-a-likes.
  Debtmaster: They're like liquid fun. Shaped like a cat.
  

• "Ours is the power that will pierce the heavens and bring destiny into my reach! No challenge is too great - no loss is too trivial - we will grab fate with our own hands and reforge it as we see fit! We are the Lords of Epic!" - Debtmaster

• "T.T i haz no quotes" - Lord Dagon

• "That doesn't cure boredom. It gently assuages it, like giving concessions to Germany, until it gets bold enough to take Poland. Poland survived an attack from Germany, but it will not survive an attack from my boredom." - Ralac

• "AND THATS THE WAY THE COOKIE- *gunshot*" - Ralac

• "And today I spent an hour outside. It's suprisingly immersive if you don't let some of the stupider mechanics annoy you." - Debtmaster

• "Did you know that intestinal parasites can't be claimed as dependents on your federal income tax return?" - [URG]waffleking101

• "I checked my cordless controller for the original 'Box. again, AAA and, again, exploded. I'm almost used to the smell of it now." - Debtmaster

• "And the masses will roam the streets with pickaxes and shovels to collect the stone of buildings and their foundations. On accident and by complete happenstance, people will mine into nuclear power plants in search of redstone, and that is how the world will end." - Waffleking

• "My pizza has been making washing machine noises, brb." - Waffleking

• "I want a quote too!" - Katie

• "Why does this crab have a shotgun?" - Ralac

• "ShadeXIII: Can I stab him?
  Ethanthecrazy: No.
  ShadeXIII: Where's the fun in that?
  Ethanthecrazy: The fun is that fact that he's not dead, laying on the floor getting cold.
  ShadeXIII: That's ok, you can heat him up in the microwave.
  "

• "Isn't Batman's arch-enemy, like, Dracula?" - BlueMijumaru

• "Oh lol, here's the everything. I hope you enjoy it." - ShadeXIII